Marcus T.Certified Legend
★★★★★
Wore it to the function. Four people asked for an autograph. I signed Daejon every time. Fully immersive.
BLITZ SALE
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Daejon Love Costume Kit
Adult · One Size Fits Most · Officially licensed by no one
$59.99
$199.99
70% OFF, ASK HIM HOW
or 5 interest-free payments of $12.00. He will not be making payments 2 through 5.
🔥34 people are eyeing this fit right now
Limit one per household. Trust is earned.
- Free returns through Nov 1. You will be using them.
- Ships in unmarked packaging. His idea.
- Authenticity not guaranteed. Obviously.
Item # HV-LUV-0007 · Hoodville meme tribute edition
KIT INCLUDES
Everything but the contract. Hover or tap each item for the full scouting report.
GAME WORN**The game was in his head. Stitched LOVE 7. Roster spot not included.
#7 Love Jersey
01
PROTECTIVEShields you from accountability. Does not shield you from the group chat.
49ers Helmet
02
MOISTURE WICKINGWicks sweat, tears, and follow-up questions.
Nike Headband
03
100% SYNTHETICLike the backstory. Attaches in seconds. Detaches under questioning.
Beard & Goatee
04
NON-NEGOTIABLE$10,000 in bills that spend exactly once. Do not tip the valet.
Fake Money Stacks
05
DESIGNER-ISHDesigned by somebody. Authenticated by absolutely nobody.
Designer Bags
06
×2, ONE PER WRISTBoth tell the correct time twice a day.
Rolex Watches
07
RENTAL!Pictured: the car. Included: the keys. Due back Monday by 10am.
Luxury Car Keys
08
BEACH TESTEDExactly what he wore in the workout tape. Pair with the included helmet to film your own.
Official Team Shorts
09CUSTOMER REVIEWS
4.9
★★★★★
1,347 reviews · 97% would impersonate again
Keisha B.Certified Legend
★★★★★
The fake money fooled the whole party. It also fooled me. I tried to tip the DJ and lost a friend.
Season Ticket Holder, BoiseCertified Legend
★★★★★
Bro was JUST at the facility.
Tony R.Certified Legend
★★☆☆☆
Helmet stopped fitting ten minutes in. My head grew the second I put the jersey on. Support says this is a known issue.
The DJCertified Legend
★★★★★
I got tipped in this money. One star. Edit: bumping to five, it photographs great.
Quality Control, HoodvilleCertified Legend
★★★★★
We tested the panic button on the car keys for six hours. No car ever came. Works exactly as described.